Why a blonde bought a brown cow?
to have a chocolate milk.
Jokes: blonde jokes
There are 3 people in the elevator: Santa Claus, a smart blonde, and a man: - who will raise 100$?
- A man will pick it up, because a smart blonde and Santa Claus do not exist.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said:
- It's dark in here isn't it?
The other replied:
- I don't know; I can't see.
A blonde walks into a hospital and claims that everywhere she touches hurts…
The doctor says:
- Ma'am, you have a broken finger.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ears.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Blonde:
- What does IDK stand for?
Brunette:
- I don't know
Blonde:
- OMG, nobody does!
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies:
- Six please. I could never eat twelve.