What kind of mask will an IT specialist wear for a masked ball?
255.255.255.0
Funny jokes for a better day ;)
A rich guy is driving mercedes, stop near the pond and get out, watch and there is a goldfish in the pond. He takes the fish in his hands, looks at it, and throws it back into the water. The fish looks at the guy and says:
- what about a wish?
A rich guy replies:
- ok, say that wish.
Doctor:
- Alcohol is a slow poison for you.
Patient:
- It’s ok. I’m not in a hurry.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!
The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?
She was trying to make apple juice.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
The letter "F"